War of Horrors

The War of Horrors is an ongoing conflict in the What if we were all countries? universe, following the events of the IRL video Mom Never Understands What I Say. The conflict died down in December and the frontline pretty much remained mostly the same (however in early december some fighting continued between JDPlandian and Fruecan forces in the north), but escalated to a breaking point in January 2022. This war caused the prices of native Fruecan textiles and oil to skyrocket to levels never seen before. It is the largest world war since the Great War of 2019 and the largest conflict in europe ever since the GWO2019 and the Josephdaprolandian Civil War.

The war received widespread international condemnation, including new sanctions imposed on the Glorious ZVOID Republic and Frueca for allegedly causing the war to break out in a moment of stabilization, triggering a financial crisis on ZVOID.

Bloody Summer
Bloody Summer was a week-long series of fighting between JDPlandian and Kammillandese forces during recent tensions between late June and early July, thanks to a comedy show aired on PropagandaTV, one of JDPland's major comedy channels. The show was forced off the air for a week after a ceasefire was signed.

October Crisis
The October Crisis is sort of a successor of Bloody Summer, caused primarily because of a ZVOID propaganda calling JDPlandians "A fascist monarchy" which caused a terrorist attack in Alexandria, but then escalated by cyberattacks in KMF's internet that got tracked to the Commitato di Cybersicurezza Digitale. A JDPlandian-affiliated organization that is sometimes known for launching cyberattacks in the Glorious ZVOID Republic and Kammilland as well. This led to KMF's internet being shut down for 2 days by the regime for "security reasons" and almost causing a war, thankfully this was prevented.

Timeline
On October 30, 2021, after Limmareder forces were planning a stabilization of the border region, Fruecan forces suddenly began to open fire at the JDPlandian forces, which caused the ambush of 10 Limmareder peacekeepers by Frueca who were eventually rescued 3 days later by JDPlandian forces. Following the incident, Fruecan president declared that "Josephdaprolandians betrayed our trust", saying that "the point of their collapse is just conspiracy", which infuriated the government even more. Following that, JDPland immediately recognized Transnistria as a sovereign state and they joined the war. The conflict died down a bit during what was called "Early November of Joy". As things were about to calm down, on November 10, 2021, the Glorious ZVOID Republic sent a surprise attack to the Josephdaprolandian government, allegedly showing a Fruecan father and a Josephdaprolandian mother in an unstable relationship and eventually divorcing and deporting to their home countries. At 5:20 AM, durting a speech, the Josephdaprolandian president officially declared war on ZVOID, calling them a bunch of nazis and twats. Following the speech, several explosions were heard in Haifa, Tel Aviv, Jerusalem, Beirut, and Cairo, presumably caused by Josephdaprolandian air missiles. Frueca took initiative of the conflict and escalated it too by ambushing and taking control of a small village near the border. The village was retook the next day. ZVOID and Frueca's Ministry of Defense website went down for 6 hours and the official My Story Animated website showing the propaganda video was hacked as well. In the meantime, JDPlandian troops were reported in Marsa Matruh and Satu Mare. The Arab Resistance Army and the KPLF, both militias backed by JDPland, joined JDPland's side since they thought that the war was a "gateway to freedom". Kurdish rebels planted terrorist attacks at industrial factories in Mosul, fully occupying the Tamim District.

On the night of November 14, 2021, the Josephdaprolandian version of Uncyclopedia (Nonciclopedia) was confiscated by the C.C.D. after the page about the country showed the main OCs of JDPland, ZVOID, and Frueca having sex in bed. The website however is running on the dark web. On the same day, Josephdaprolandian missiles shot down the "Glorious Fatherland Statue", an iconic symbol of Haifa. In response, ZVOID released an MSA video targeting JDPland's biggest companies, allegedly making false exposes about "jewlery fraud". Josephdaprolandian Ministry of Defense then threatened ZVOID with a "rain of missiles".

On November 17, 2021, the International Criminal Court has accused the ZVOID regime of crimes against humanity following allegations of arabs being forced into labor and sexual abuse, this sparked major riots in the country. On the same day, the Kammillandese regime joined arms with ZVOID and Frueca, sending volunteers to help the two countries win. The Josephdaprolandian and Limmareder governments condemned the intervention, and also the native citizens of KMF. Due to a failing economy, and increasingly authoritarian government, the people protested peacefully but were met with violence and police brutality. On November 21, 2021, the frontline in Egypt began to stabilize and remained pretty much how it has been, although minor fighting occurred. The next day, Fruecans lost all control of Satu Mare, Ioannina, and Timişoara, while Skopje was encircled and forced to starve. On November 28, 2021, the Kammillandese government saw bloody riots in major cities such as Victoria, Toronto, Montréal, Portland, Ottawa, Anchorage, and more for the last 4 days, which eventually lead to the government being overthrown by leftist rebels after the assassination of the president, and immediately apologizing to JDPland and Limmared, then deciding to become neutral in the conflict. ZVOID, surprisingly, respected their change but warned them that if they ever do something awful, they will unleash hell on the nation.

On December 1, 2021, Fruecan forces began to send surprise air missiles in Budapest and Tirana, and also hijacked the government website to the Fruecan government website. JDPland responded by bombing the FTV Tower, essentially interrupting broadcasts for the whole December 2. On the same day, ZVOID sent another surprise attack at the JDPlandian government once again with MSA's website, which led JDPland to bomb a supply train coming from Frueca. Naval fighting continued during December 1 and 2 between the three, while the ZVOID navy sank a Precurean cargo ship crossing to the Suez Canal, essentially completely taking control of the canal itself. In response, the government began to send military aid to Josephdaproland and the rebels, calling the sinking of the cargo ship "unacceptable and a complete war crime".

On December 5, 2021, Fruecan forces retook Timişoara after the local army began to lose their grip on the controlled region at the time due to lack of food. On December 6, 2021, a Josephdaprolandian division, mostly consisting of well-equipped militias and armored cars including light tanks, began to march towards Cluj-Napoca, however they failed to fully occupy the city. Meanwhile, troops landed in Alexandretta, in an intention to invade and occupy Aleppo. They weakened the Fruecans even more by bombing Ankara, Konya, and Athens. Also on December 6, after Limmared got mocked, the president of said nation warned the country that if they take a wrong step, it's nuclear war. In response, they sent medical supplies to the rebels and propaganda leaflets in the country. ZVOID condemned the response, saying that "it was just nothing" and calling him "the servant of Josephdaproland". On December 9, 2021, the Sahelian Federation was ordering a massive mobilization of its troops near the border with ZVOID, amidst fears of an incoming invasion. In the meantime, they welcomed refugees with open arms and letting them have shelter and food on the table.

On December 12, 2021, the ARA had established secret alliances with Josephdaproland and a plan to assassinate the ruling dictator, the plan failed, as it was accidentally leaked during a cyberattack. The Next day, the Ministry of Health ordered to establish emergency hospitals in OTL Libya amidst worsening living conditions in the region thanks to the war. The Ministry of Health also said that the rest of JDPland should mostly not worry about the situation, since its occuring in the Middle East and the Balkans and that the enemy forces rarely attack other regions.

On December 15, 2021, MSA published My Life As The Prettiest Girl In A Family Of Nerds, showing that the protagonist's sister is bad since she supports the "axis of evil", which includes Josephdaproland. JDPland responded by attacking several coastal cities including: Tel Aviv, Haifa, Port Said, Ashdod, and Sidon. While Frueca mined the waters near its southern coast. The president of Josephdaproland called the reference "comically provocative, but unacceptable".

On December 21, 2021, massive fighting erupted in Macedonia, causing Skopje to be completely devastated by the conflict. The city was supplied by the air force, and by the military who dug secret tunnels (2 of them have been ambushed by the JDPlandian military). Fighting also occurred in the former joint-controlled Friendship Power Plant, which got devastated by radiation after the civil war. It is presumed that uranium and radon levels were rising at a steady rate in the region, contaminating nearby villages.

On January 4, 2022, during the Fruecan Glory Day, several protesters disturbed the parade by throwing grenades at tanks and yelling anti-WGF slogans in Sofia, the capital. On January 6, 2022, a JDPlandian airplane was shot down by Fruecan airspace, confusing it for a "war plane". This led to massive unrest in the country and widespread scandals. Ukraine was mobilizing its military near the Fruecan border as a "war preparation" just in case something happened as a response in fear of another incident. On January 12, 2022, mysterious explosions were heard in Alexandria, while the source is undetermined, some believe that it was staged by the ZVOID regime to spread panic and confusion, but the regime denies it and claims that it was done by Josephdaproland, who also denies it. On January 20, 2022, Fruecan soldiers kidnapped innocent civilians and forced them into fighting their homeland. Josephdaproland called these acts unacceptable and horrendous, which caused them to bomb an electrical grid, cutting off power to most of OTL Romania. Chechnya, seeking revenge for the abuses of the old regime did back to its ethnic minority way back in 2019, joined Frueca and ZVOID. This is where the escalation of the conflict has begun.

On January 25, 2022, the ZVOID's MSA published yet another anti-Josephdaproland propaganda, this time it was a video called "Two Josephdaprolandian Millionaire Brothers Fight Over Me Just Because I'm Pretty" sparked a deterioration of the situation. In this video, it makes fun of the rich in the country and that they are like "disgusting pedophiles". To make matters worse, the thumbnail used the Nazi JDPlandian propaganda flag as the Blossom armband (It's basically WIWWAC's version of the Nazi armband), a common armband that was used by soldiers in Blossom Inc., who terrorized Berlin during the Josephdaprolandian Civil War. JDPland retaliated to this and was forced to drop nukes into Tel Aviv as a "lesson", devastating the city as a result. This sparked a series of minor protests in Josephdaproland against nuclear weapons, to which the president agreed to stop abusing them. The next day, the Internationcal Community forced the ZVOID dictatorship to change thumbnail and name to "I'm 20 And Still In High School", and Josephdaproland was replaced with Poland. That same video was one of the most controversial videos that MSA has ever made.

On January 31, 2022, Frueca began to use chemical weapons against Josephdaproland, killing 55 people and displacing 121 more. This caused Josephdaproland to increase a supply of gas masks in the country like never before. Three days later, ZVOID did the same, and police brutality increased dramatically after "NO WAR! YES PACIFISM!" protests increased sharply after the January 25 scandal.

On February 8, 2022, ZVOID mocked the start of the civil war and making false lies to the people, which forced Josephdaproland to shut down ZVOID's internet again and hacking the MSA website. Their internet will come back on February 12, 2022. Frueca denies any involvement in the MSA video, stating that they only want them to "go and be stuck in a ditch".

On February 17, 2022, ZVOID released yet another anti-Josephdaproland MSA video called "i have two personalities i cant choose", showing a girl named Adriana living in a poor family in central OTL Italy which was envolved in Embezzlement charges. The family moved to New England and what followed were anti-Josephdaprolandian and somewhat racist jokes. One example was that of someone saying "Oh, that hot Josephdaprolandian blood", which may imply that ZVOID might have accused JDPland of genocide and crimes against humanity. The Josephdaprolandian minority in New England was speechless and outrages, sparking anti-MSA protests across all the country. New England was forced to block MSA, and Josephdaproland dropped another nuke on Tel Aviv, this time also on Cairo and Beirut. ZVOID was sanctioned by half of the world, and then the International Community forced ZVOID to delete the video and never broadcast it to MSA Television, the main childern television channel, threatening to bring ZVOID to the International Criminal Court. The next day, MSA Television was hijacked by JDPlandian-linked terrorists, showing Sky TG24, TPN News, and TPN 1 for 20 minutes straight, when I have two personalities i cant choose was meant to air, thus exposing ZVOID children to the outside world.

On February 23, 2022, the same thing happened with Frueca when they published a Fruecan propaganda short video showing an OC running via a Limmareder and JDPlandian girl. This lead to nukes being dropped on Bucharest and Ankara. Although, Frueca did no action with this. On March 5, following Ukraine's people being made fun of, Ukraine decided that that's enough and they decided to join the war, although they remained neutral on Frueca and didnt fight them. Despite this, they put the soldiers and tanks stationed near the Fruecan border at max alert.

On March 14, 2022, following the MSA upload of "Mom Never Understands Me", they called Prisland "hell on Earth" saying that their food and language is horrible. Following this, Prisland declared war on ZVOID. On March 23, 2022, Fruecan troops began to launch an invasion of Ukraine, the president said "thank god we advised our troops".

On the night of March 30, 2022, MSA released yet another video attacking JDPland. ZVOID then said that "the mentioned places will get a surprise from us, thanks to the amazing video". The surprise to Damland was a hacking of the film studio Universal-Vivendi, well, the second surprise was that two hours later (11:00 PM UTC +1), several unidentified ships attacked the island of Capri, which is part of Naples, the capital. The mayor Naples, advised the local people to stay safe and take cover. The attack was internationally condemned, with the Precure Republic, Damland, and the Imperial Backrooms both declaring war. Limmared decided to stay away from this, but they will support JDPland with military aid. Australia then supported ZVOID by declaring war on Josephdaproland. Some countries, like the Republic of Pega, blamed the war on both Josephdaproland and ZVOID. It was clear by now, it's a world war.

Josephdaproland closed all schools in Campania until April 20, 2022, and is offering a €5000 loan to people at risk.

ZVOIDian troops were also reported in Marina di Camerota, Santa Maria di Leuca, Tripoli, and next to Pisa. Now we understand that one of the many intentions of ZVOID is to overthrow the current government and, according to the Josephdaprolandian government, "resurrect" the horrible dictatorship of 2019. On April 4, 2022, Marina di Camerota was recaptured and JDPlandian armed forces found corpses all over the street, implying that ZVOID has done a massacre. The next day, ZVOID stated that the attacks were "staged by the enemy forces", thus denying it. When Josephdaproland demanded further explanation in a more aggressive tone, on April 6, 2022, exactly a year after the first ever attack targeted at JDPland, ZVOID sent a propaganda MSA video directly targeting JDPlandian culture. The next day, the Josephdaprolandian news channel TPN News said in an eerie statement that the video is an act of war, and that ZVOID wants war and racism. The Limmareder president then responded by calling the ZVOID dictator a "horrendous and disgusting war criminal". ZVOID then responded with their national news agency ZVOID News that the Limmareder president will pay for what he said, and they declared war. On April 9, 2022, following the 23rd anniversary of the foundation of Josephdaproland, during the military parade, the city of Naples was hit with missiles. On April 10, 2022, the republic of Pega is planning on convincing the countries into a peace deal. However, the negotiations fail after 2 days later, Frueca releases pornographic propaganda to Josephdaproland, demanding the country to "switch sides". In response, the Josephdaprolandian president said this: "Oh wow, a love letter! I'll give you a gift, guess what gift I'm giving you after 3 whole years? A shower of missiles all across your country!". Minutes later, missile strikes were reported in Sofia and other major Fruecan cities, along with some ZVOIDian cities. Soon after, ZVOID sent yet another attack at JDPland using MSA. In response the president said on a news interview: "This is getting ridiculous. They don't understand that if they attack us with their stupid MSA thing, they're gonna escalate the conflict! Milan will NEVER hold art related to ZVOID! Oh, so they want the shower of missiles too huh?" And an hour later, missile strikes on ZVOID skyrocketed on main cities.

On April 16, 2022, the city of Berlin was starting to get bombed. The mayor advised all citizens to remain safe and "remember" the Blossomian invasion of Berlin. Berlin's main airport was the most hit by the air strikes, causing 8 deaths and 32 more injuries. The next day, Josephdaproland claimed that it struck ZVOIDian military installations and an Oil Refinery near Tel Aviv.

On April 22, 2022, several drone strikes hit the city of Copenhagen, killing 2 people. Frueca tries again with the pornographic propaganda, which results in massive border clashes across the country. Following the release of said propaganda, anti-air missiles were unveiled next to the apulian coast. The next day, Kurdish separatists planned a terrorist attack on the city of Mosul. On April 24, 2022, Great Lakes Republic began sending aid to Josephdaproland, following the massive improvement of relations.

On April 26, 2022, a terrorist attack was plotted in Athens. Frueca suspected JDPland of the attack, which caused massive clashes. Two days later, of course, ZVOID released yet another attack video using the MSA platform, this time making fun of Vogue Josephdaprolandia, by literally calling it "Whore Josephdaprolandia". This resulted in Vogue starting to pull off all future magazines in ZVOID, and it to be done by May 10, calling MSA a "disgusting act of racism". The new Josephdaprolandian president, Abelardo Piacenza, justified his own thoughts on TG5 saying that he has to agree with Vogue and that this was the third time in April that such "racist propaganda" was published, then commenting that it was way too much. During the evening, some native ZVOIDians in Jerusalem, tired of the racism and propaganda, started violent protests in the streets, chanting phrases like "All hail the blue-orange banner!", "Cancel MSA!", which resulted in most being arrested and detained for "saying words against the dignity of the state".