Michael Kittrell (What if we were all countries?)

Michael Kittrell, known by his alias CopperCab, is the king of the CopperCab Kingdom since its founding in ancient times. He is immortal, and the lead of all the gingers in the WIWWAC universe, he also can't age (or has minimal aging effects).

Early life
Michael Kittrell was incarnated into the planet by the ginger god to establish a glorious kingdom in the jungles of OTL Bolivia. He established his own kingdom in the now-called Gingerville, expanding his glorious gingerness. It is unknown who his mom was, as the ginger god and its supreme hierarchy of supernatural beings is extremely unknown to mankind.

Political career
Somewhere in the 14th century, CopperCab founded his on kingdom on Gingerville, collecting several tribes and teaching them the factor of gingerness and why they have souls. He proclaimed himself King of the CopperCab kingdom the same day he founded his own country.

His lives
Main article: CopperCab Live (What if we were all countries?)

In the mid 1990s, CopperCab began to broadcast on Ginger Television usually at four o'clock and at half past seven lives, which included him ranting about stuff and discussing the sociopolitical situation of the world.

Michael has sometimes been notorious to act childish, immature, and toxic in front of his entire country via his lives. The most notorious part is when he had sex with a literal toaster, to which he got the nickname "Toaster Fucker".