OMG! OMG! She's so cute today! ❤️ (JosephCab)

OMG! OMG! She's so cute today! ❤️ is a live by Josephdapro08.

Live
The live starts after 8 minutes of song. "Hello, everyone! [applause sfx] Today... It's a beautiful day for my "you know what" phase... well..."

- Joseph

"bummm... Penis penis penis penis penis penis VAGINA! Penis penis penis penis penis penis SEMEN!would your worst nightmare be a three-way with Emma, [REDACTED], and lk? WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "

- CluelessSnake donated $10

"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!! I'm done... SHUT THE FUCK UP CLUELESS SNAKE!!!"

- Joseph

"Sigh... By the way, everyone... Today I have a couple of big things to show you, honestly... Today [REDACTED] is on fire, and I love her so much man! Let's watch her together"

- Joseph

"When you tug on it's winky. Oooh that's dirty! Do you think so? Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade! Mmm, Sweet Lemonade! You look like Marge Simpson. You look like Marge Simpson. You look like Marge Simpson. You look like Marge Simpson. You look like Marge Simpson. "

- Dolphinkle donated $10

"AH??? DO I LOOK LIKE FUCKING MARGE SIMPSON???? HUH???? GO FUCK YOURSELF DOLPHINKLE! Are you all done? It's time for the teacher to-"

- Joseph

"I'd love penis, I'd love penis, cuz I fancy one... Anyone! Can you tell that I have the day off? I get to spam W all day. WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW "

- CluelessSnake donated $10

"CLUELESSSNAKE JUST SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUP!!!!"

- Joseph

"Fratelli d'Italia, d'Italia, s'è d'esta Dell'elmo di Scipio s'è cinta la testa Joseph needs to go to a mental hospital"

- WiseGamer2019 donated $2

"NO, I don't deserve to go to a mental hospital, prick… By the way, everyone, can we just react to [REDACTED] vids together with harmony, please?"

- Joseph

Joseph then decides that it is time to react to videos, and he opens one which is a gaming video (it isn't real dont worry, NONE actually), unfortunately, we on the CW can't show you.

"Wow, that's so cute!"

- Joseph

Joseph continues to watch despite the pleas of the live chat to stop.

"Take me, try me, I'm too nice! Like to shout, like to scream! Lol dude, she doesn't acknowledge your existence, so give up!"

- Egglord donated $2

"Shut up Egglord! SHUT UP!"

- Joseph

Joseph continues "Well guys, see... You guys don't fucking understand that I have tons of stuff of her, some being directly sent!"

- Joseph

Joseph resumed the video, but then, someone redeemed to play the Chilean song "Mi General Augusto Pinochet" via this video, which blurred out the video Joseph was watching "GET THIS SONG OFF THE SCREEN, I'm trying to watch her gaming video!"

- Joseph

"bummm... Penis penis penis penis penis penis VAGINA! Penis penis penis penis penis penis SEMEN!Shut up fat poopy boy, you're literally the undecided emperor of simps. Get a life and touch some grass, thank you! "

- ArtisticTigerX donated $10

"STOP INSULTING ME!!!!! Ugh, I just CANNOT react to a video with you guys. You constantly interrupt AND irritate me! Please don't ruin this special moment. Oh, and let's not forget, two days later... April 9, IS MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY! So if you want to participate, yeah... Come along, but don't misbehave or I'm gonna DESPAWN YOU!!!"

- Joseph

Joseph resumes watching the video, and then another donation "When you tug on it's winky. Oooh that's dirty! Do you think so? Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made, sweet lemonade! Mmm, Sweet Lemonade! You're fucking insane, she doesn't acknowledge you!"

- Egglord donated $2

"STOP USING THE FUCKING BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!! AAAAAAAH!!!! EGGLORD, look, I paid her 10000 dollars for the cups of bath water! I AM TRYING TO WATCH THIS VIDEO, please... I don't need you assholes. See the money I've earned the past months. Hey Google, what money did I earn in the past 2 years?"

- Joseph

"You earned 600 thousand dollars"

- Google

"See? I'm so fucking rich! [Cha-ching sfx]"

- Joseph Joseph resumes the video, but seconds later he's interrupted again "I am cow I am cow I am cow, hear me mooooooooooo ooooooh! check this out simperor https://youtu.be/dNbHdHV0jNw?t=51" "Ok, VideoTrollWorm donated two dollars check this video simpe- I AM NOT A FUCKING SIMPEROR! But, everyone... Should I open this link? ... Ok, everyone's saying yes, so I have no choice [opens YT link]"

- Joseph

Joseph watches the video, he opened a new tab at least. "Guys, why's he wearing a haz mat suit? Is this America's Got Talent or something? I dunno- [Cheeki Breeki] ... That's it! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS?!?!?!? STOP SENDING ME RUSSIAN MEMES!!! Please... It's [REDACTED] video reacting time, not syka blyat time!"

- Joseph "You're a sneaky a little impostor! Aren't you? Aren't you? You're a sneaky a little impostor! Aren't you? Aren't you? ... WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS Here's some rare footage of [REDACTED] that you may love seeing, you'll love this! She's so beautiful! Awwww https://youtu.be/0DvANC-mCUk"

- Palestinian Joseph Stalin donated $2 "Woah, you found this Palestinian Joseph Stalin... Hopefully not another rickroll, let's see.... [watched video] OK, I'm done, I'm done... The bot is officially.... BANNED!!!!!!!!!"

- Joseph

Joseph starts watching the video for 3 minutes straight

"Wow, nice try capturing that sheep... Let's share dinner... [baaah noise] Wha? STOP PUTTING SOUND EFFECTS IN MY PC EMMA!!! I know it's you... Not gonna lie, she does piss me off a lot!"

- Joseph

"Fratelli d'Italia, d'Italia, s'è d'esta Dell'elmo di Scipio s'è cinta la testa You absolute nincompoop, don't judge our feelings, the bot should be abused whether you like it or not. It is the only way of making Josephdawhale rage, my favorite activity of all time. PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP "

- WiseGamer2019 donated $10

"NO... NO! NO!"

- Joseph

"I'm the blue whale, I'm the blue whale, I'm the big big big blue WHALEEEEE! What kind of animal am I? syka blyat motherfucker "

- CluelessSnake donated $10

"Fuck off Clueless, you know what? Let's change video..."

- Joseph

I've said that many times, but Joseph decides to watch a new video, another gaming one.

"Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth I wanna teach kids the Christian truth If you wanna reach those kids on the street Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat Ooooooh, that feels so good!"

- My Story Animated donated $2

"What MSA, WHAT?!?! What's feels so good huh?"

- Joseph

''MSA mocked Italy! When I was 8, my parents took me to Italy on a family holiday''

"OH WELL I GUESS THAT ANSWERS MY FUCKING QUESTION! I GUESS THAT ANSWERS MY FUCKING QUESTION!!! DOES THAT FEEL GOOD TO MAKE A GIRL SCARED OF THE LEANING TOWER OF FUCKING PISA????? QUIT IT MSAAAAAA!!! You're such a moron, loser, big piece of fucking shit MKA! Enjoy it while it lasts... Cuz soon, you'll not be able to! IN FACT, today... IS THE ONE-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF I CHANGED MY GENDER TO BECOME... A BILLIONAIRE!!!!! THE CREATION OF THE ROTTEN ITALIANS!!!! DO NOT AWAKEN THE ROTTEN ITALIANS, PERIOD!"

- Joseph "I cum in my pants, I can smell penis! Sniiiiiiifffff Sniiiiiiifffff Sniiiiiiifffff Sniiiiiiifffff Sniiiiiiifffff Sniiiiiiifffff "

- MelonZZZ donated $10

"I'M TRYING TO AT LEAST HAVE A DECENT STREAM!!! SHUT UP MELONZZZ, I will take that melon out of you and I will set it on FIRE!"

- Joseph

"Everyone, are we ready to what the video or-"

- Joseph

Oh boy, here comes another redeemed video anonimously sent!

"Is that Elmo? It was a part of my childHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!! I SAID STOP ABUSING THE VIDEO SHARING TOOOOOOL!!!!"

- Joseph

"Allahu akbar! [arabic traditional music] Apology gift for my recent horrible behavior, you and [REDACTED] are the best couple ever, so I made this video for you two! :) https://youtu.be/IIqr94NDeTE"

- OGominho donated $2

"Wow, OGominho, did not expect that... [opens link] Wait, that's not me and [REDACTED].... [Tri poloski] GRRRRRR, FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, FUCK YOU!!!!"

- Joseph

Joseph continues watching the video, until MelonZZZ redeems a song named Lil Nas' bol "What the fuck is this Melon? Take this shit off [REDACTED]. She's not fascist!"

- Joseph "Oh, hi! I'm anarchist right. I don't believe in a state! None of this makes right. I think market forces should guide the world. And if there's a market for it I should be able to buy this girl Bad exposure Josephdapro, bad exposure! I'm so dissapointed in you watching this disgusting so-called "gaming" content. Also, what does [REDACTED] use to brush her teeth? " "I'm fucking SICK AND TIRED of these kids using my username and adding twists to it in the donations!!!"

- Joseph "I'd love penis, I'd love penis, cuz I fancy one, anyone! 420 420 420 420 420 wheed wheed wheed smoke wheed "

- EggBoyInTheShower200 donated $10 "DON'T SMOKE WEED!!!! I DON'T SMOKE!!!!"

- Joseph

The gaming video is interrupted once again with the song Born in the U.S.A.

"Oh, well, in all honesty this song is kinda enjoyable but I DON'T appreciate it in front of [REDACTED]'s FUCKING video, you blocked my favorite part!"

- Joseph

"Finally, that clip is gone! See, everyone... That's what a perfect cutie gamer is- [WGF EDIT] WHAT IS THIS? SENT BY FROPPY_UWU- ANNA FUCKING ANNA!!!! GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SWEETHEART, NOW!!!!!!!"

- Joseph "I am cow I am cow I am cow, hear me moooooooo! Fatty boy"

- Egglord donated $2

"That's it, that's fucking it... Since you guys wanna misbehave I'll stop reacting. I'll go through my [REDACTED] collection okay? Oh, wow, MikeRaptor sent a really nice comment: "Joseph and [REDACTED] are the perfect couple, cuz [REDACTED]'s fucking gorgeous and Joseph's a fucking MENTAL HAZARD??? WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT THE FUCK???? [jumps around the room] DO I LOOK LIKE A MENTAL HAZARD TO YOU???? DON'T I???? DON'T IIIIIIIII???? FUCK YOU MIKE.... probably Insight to Israel.... Aha! Israel's god's holy hand, NO IT ISN'T!!!"

- Joseph "OH MY GOD THOUGH, STOP BEING FUCKING RUDE FOR ONCEEEEEE!!!!! UUUUUGH!!!! EMMAAAAA! EMMA, EMMA! THEY'RE BEING RUDE TO ME!"

- Josephdapro08 "Look.... uh.... you know what? Just read this message!"

- Joseph "Joseph and [REDACTED] are the perfect couple, cuz [REDACTED]'s fucking gorgeous and Joseph's a fucking mental hazard. What about that?"

- Emma "Do I look like a mental hazard to you?"

- Joseph "Well, you do throw tantrums a lot! [chuckles]"

- Emma "I DON'T THROW TANTRUMS A LOT EMMA, DON'T SAY THAT! You're literally gonna make them 10 TIMES WORSE!!! Ugh..."

- Joseph "JUST GET OUTTA HERE!!!!!!"

- Joseph "Tantrum boy!"

- Emma "I DON'T THROW TANTRUMS EMMA, I'M A MAN!!!! I'M A PROUD ITALIAN MAN!!!!!"

- Joseph

Emma goes away from the studio. "You're all jackasses! You're all JACKASSES!"

- Joseph "Io sono Giorgia sono una donna (sono una donna) sono una madre (sono una madre) sono cristiana (sono cristiana) I am dissapointed in being a subscriber of you, and even a Rotten Italian supported. And then I see some this... You're just a little dingbat!"

- Kiwidapro08 donated $2 "GET MELONI OFF THIS LIVE STREAM RIGHT NOW! Kiwidapro08.... I am dissapointed in being a subscriber of yo-"

- Joseph "Cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch! On their knees wanting to suck cowboy cocks! All the melodrama and false indigation can't make up the fact that [REDACTED] got railed by a black man's log. She was moaning and squealing like a piggy in heat while you were licking your cheesy weinar like Tinky Winky would normally do! "

- WiseGamer2019 donated $10 "WiseGamer.... A black man's log? That's racist, that's fucking racist! You know what.... WiseGamer???? [inhales] JUST SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUP!!!!"

- Joseph