Pannonian language (What if we were all countries?)

The Pannonian language is a slavio-turkic dialect spoken in the region of Pannonia in Josephdaproland, and as a minority language in Frueca.

Example text
Pannonian:

Ті джеві, ті тегін, і же мрзна ЗВОІД ле расіста толкова сйкоп

Romanization:

Ti djevi, ti tegin, i je mrzna ZVOID le rasista tolkova sykop

Translation:

Thou ancient, thou free, and I hate ZVOID the racist so fucking much.