Hotness Detector 3000

'This page is a Semi-Joke, that means some sections of the page are jokes, while others are slightly more serious. This page is also NOT meant to be sexually provocative, it is meant to be a bit ironical and a bit serious.' The Hotness Detector 3000 is a useful object used to calculate how girls are "hot" from 0.00 (very ugly) to 10.00 (very beautiful). It was made by a company who is friends with JDP08. The object was first invented in 2013, although experimental tests started way back in 1999.

Description
It is a gray brick with an antenna and a monitor. Some buttons control what it can do. POWER: Turn on/off the device (DON'T TURN IT OFF WHILE DURING A SCAN!) RESET: Cancel the scan GO: Start the scan

This object is not rigged, it always functions like it uses to and is very accurate, although sometimes it can fail. The monitor can also display quotes, which can be found below

Startup Text

 * Hello! =)
 * Hi!
 * Thank you for using the HD3000!
 * Are you ready to catch hot chicks? =)
 * Scanning??
 * Oh, hello there! =)

During the scan

 * Scanning girl...
 * Please wait...
 * Are you ready=

After the scan

 * SCAN COMPLETE! X.XX (XXXXXXXXX)

Error Text

 * ERROR 319: Could not scan the person in time
 * ERROR 983: Antenna broke
 * ERROR 404: The person went out of sight (150m)
 * ERROR 000: The person has no-clipped out of reality.
 * ERROR 502: Our sensors went AFK
 * ERROR 69: Bro you're THAT dumb to point to a fucking girl?
 * ERROR 210: The person overlapped with another. Seriously... :/
 * ERROR 602: The person you tried to scan is male.

Special Text
There are some special texts that can happen


 * ERROR 07022020: STFU I'm never scanning traitors! - Happens if you try to scan JDP08's ex-girlfriend
 * MSA I know what you're trying to do... - Happens if you try to scan Gacha, it has been locked due to MSA.
 * ERROR XXX: XXX - Happens if you [REDACTED]
 * HOLY FUCK: Woah, she's too god-damn hot for me! - Happens if you [THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS TOP SECRET TO AVOID JDP08 BECOMING ANGRY]
 * ERROR amogus: Amogus sussy baka - This used to happen if you tried to scan Emma but it was removed